First half marathon

6-12 months before the race:
Mind: 'We could go for a walk/run?'
Body: 'No, no, no.. Hell no. Look how nice it is to be in horizontal position and watch TV/play games/read book/look in this super interesting spider creeping on the wall... I can see where this is going.'
Mind: 'Come on. You are fat, ugly and totally out of shape. I heard that you are capable for extraordinary things!'
Body: 'Oh, fuck you very much. You know that I am sucker for compliments. OK, one short walk is all you get.'
So with extraordinary effort, not used to any kind of activity, you make yourself get out of bed and go for walk/run kind of thing.

5-9 months before the race:
Mind: 'I told you it would be great.'
Body: 'Ha! I am in great shape. Nobody can stop me!!!'
Mind. 'You know, all of these people are training for races. Maybe we could try that.'
Body: 'FUCK THEM, WE ARE THE BEST!!!! FUCK ALL THE REST!!!!!! LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!!'

3-4 months before the race:
Mind & body: 'Now is the time to step it up. We shall go as fast and as far as possible! And we are gonna do it every day!!! Nobody can stop us!!!'

1 month before the race:
Body: 'Khmmm....'
Mind: 'Yes?'
Body: 'I'm a bit tired'
Mind: 'Don't be a woos.'
Body (after few days): 'Fuck you and fuck this shit...'
(check post about overtraining)

Day of the race:
Mind and body: 'Hey-ho, let's go!' 

First 5k:
Mind: 'Oh, yes, yes, yes! Here we go now!!! Just stay with the lead pack!!!! Victory here we come!!!!'
Body: 'I am not so sure about that... As you can see we are going 45 sec slower than our planed pace and our heart rate is 286 bpm, so...'
Mind: 'Blablabla... Finally we are here!!!! Look at all these runners!!!! Look at all the decorations!!! Hear the cheering of spectators!!! This is it! THIS IS IT!!!!!'

5k-10k:
Mind & body: 'OK it is a bit tough but we can pull it out! We are warriors!'

10k-15k:
Mind: 'We are so fucked up.. so fucked up...'
Body: 'Yep!'
Mind: 'Oh here is the water station! That could help. Let's water-board ourselves!!!'
Body: 'Gulp gasp gulp.. Fuck you and your idiotic ideas!'

15k-18k:
Mind & body: '-------' (silence....the only sound is the thumping of your feet...)

18k-21k (or as I like to call it 'HELL')
Mind: 'Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!'
Body: 'Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!'
Unknown force (aka the true soul of the runner): 'WE SHALL FINISH THIS, EVEN IF WE HAVE TO CRAWL TO THE FINISH LINE!!!! (in the sound of very deep and overwhelming voice of God almighty).
Mind & body: 'YES SIR! (but we are not happy *sigh*)'

Finish line:
Mind & body: 'What? Why? I can stop running now? Where? How? I am a bit confused... An apple? For me? Awwwww! You are so kind!!! Fuck the medal, apple is the one and only reward I want right now!!! I love you apple so much!!! You are the sweetest things I have ever eaten!...'
Mind & body (after few minutes of pulling yourself together): 'NEVER AGAIN!'
Unknown force: 'We shall see about that...'

Summer running equipment - must have

Nothing!
But that would be a bit awkward, so next best thing is as little as possible (Thongs perhaps? No? Still Awkward? Unless you are a girl? or Channing Tatum?! OK, moving on..)  ;)
Then something thin! Very thin!!! But not see through!!!! Think of belly dancers' silky outfit. Also awkward? God dammit...

Then socks. :D I had to start with this. Don't know why. Voices told me. :) Anyhow socks... think of some technical material: dri-fit, climacool or something like that. You will sweat like a pig. In rain forest. In sauna. So... blisters, they're gonna get you. Technical socks help.

Running shoes are also good idea.

Moving up. :)) Shorts, don't have to be too short, 5-7 inches works great for me, not too long, not too short. Also from technical material. I like to avoid tights, cause as much air as possible is most welcome in that region.

Altogether avoid cotton as much as possible as it will get drench in sweat (check part with pig in rain forest in sauna) and then it will become heavy and wet and then starts hell called chafing. And nipples. Blood. THE PAIN!  Nipples are very tender and don't like to be rubbed with wet harsh cotton apparently. Avoid that by any means possible. It won't be fun. Even if you think that kind of stuff are fun, trust me, they won't be. Underlined and bold! NOT FUN!

Bandages and body glide/vaseline are huge help but if you find your self lubed and glued with bandages from neck down wearing thong wrapped with silk scarf you are probably over doing it, so go home and rethink your life..
 
Moving on. T-shirt (technical material, thin, bla, bla...)... Only one thing is crucial regarding tops: it absolutely has to be FLUORESCENT YELLOW color! ;) When you go out and shine brighter than the Sun then you are invincible!!! Take that, Sun and heat!! :D

Aha... Hat, sunglasses, whatever to your forever I shine brighter than the Sun!

For girls:
I don't know. I am not a girl, and only the God knows the ways of the girls so belly dancer outfit with thongs or Princess Leia outfit from Star Wars it is... ;)

Long run - slow but certain path to insanity

First of all, let me say that I am writing this after my horribly difficult long run. From 2:16:00 minutes of running I have spent about 2:16:00 contemplating about life and everything. So here it goes... minute by minute:

1. This is going to be long
2. and boring
3. I will probably go insane.
4. I hate long runs. They are inhuman!
5. OK, pull yourself together. Think positive!
6. It was super smart to go for a run without music. Super! smart!
7. I am bored.
8. Oh, for fuck sake I still have to run for another 2 hours and 12 minutes.
9. I think I am getting depressed...
10. OK, stop whining, there is no escape from this.
11. Because I am not a loser.
12. I am A WINNER!
13. That is what I am.
14. So fuck you, long runs! I am a winner!!!!!
15. This really will never end, will it?
16. Why am I doing this?
17. Why?
18. How in the name of Jesus I thought that this would be a good idea.
19. Fuck you running!
20. Why is it so hot?
21. Why is it so humid?
22. How do people do this?
23. It is a bit windy.
24. I am a bit hungry.
25. I will definitely burn one trillion calories and then I can eat all of the food in the world.
26. And even that won't be enough to justify this shit...
27. I think that I am better than the Kenyan elite runners, I mean there is no way that anyone could run more than this.
28. Aha! People are looking at me, that means that they are impressed how professional I look.
29. Nope, just the bug got stuck on my sweaty forehead.
30. 30 MINUTES!!?!?!??!?!?
31. 30 FUCKING MINUTES!?!?!?!??!?! you my friend (running watch) are lying!!! I am almost sure that I am running for at least 1 hour and 45 minutes! At least...
32. OK, I am definitely hungry.
33. Why would anyone do this to himself? Why?
34. I am almost sure I have a psychology of insane person, because you can not be normal and do this to yourself.
35. Well hello there nice doggy, are you gonna be my friend and run with me?
36. AAAAAAARGH.. don't bite me!!!!
37. Ufff pace 2:30, very nice indeed.
38. Hmmmm if I could make the dogs chase me for 2 hours this whole thing would be much more interesting.
39. Would people look at me funny if I would run with peace of meat glued to my ass?!
40. Mah, who am I kidding I would just lie down and let them eat me.
41. OK, you have to be strong! Will power! Eye of the Tiger!  Arrrrggghh
42. I got nothing.
43. Maybe a tiger could chase me?!
44. Probably not cause they are lazy cats and I am victory.
45. I really, really don't like this long and boring shit.
46. OK one third done.
47. See, that wasn't that bad.
48. Wait you mean I have to do this two more times?!
49. At least no blisters and chafing so far.
50. Don't get your hopes high, they will come and then you will cry.
51. Like a baby.
52. I am so sweaty that I think no one would see my cry.
53. Yeah, they can not tell the difference between tear drop and drop of sweat.
54. OK, they can tell, don't look at me, I am under medication and a doctor said it will be OK.
55. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts...
56. For fuck sake stop crying.
57. Pull yourself together.
58. No we are not going through the woods.
59. Because you want to go there so no one can see you cry.
60. Wooooohoooo!!! One hour of running.
61. Victoryyyyy!!!!!
62. This is not even half.
63. Life is like a box of chocolate, you think that long run would be a good idea and then you bite a piece of shit.
64. And to think that I could be lying on my bed in front of a TV, with chocolate milk.
65. I wonder did my parents notice the beginning of this mental disorder when I was young.
66. Probably they did...
67. What was that?
68. Ah chafing, my old friend... let the hell begin.
69. And the nipples...oh yes... :/
70. Where are the blisters?
71. Here they are.
72. I missed you all...
73. NOT!!!!!!
74. I will embrace the pain.
75. Buhahahahaha aaaaaa
76. Why am I so sensitive?? Why??? Leonida from 300 didn't put up with this kind of shit... I can't imagine him going: 'guys we are marching for 2 hours and my nipples are bloody. Let's take a nap.'
77. I am so hungry that I could eat an elephant.
78. Stuffed with pigs and camels.
79. And drape my body in hot chocolate.
80. Why would I do that?
81. I don't know, I really don't...
82. It took me 8 minutes to run last minute.
83. I am going berserk.
84. Never again! Never!
85. Apparently this road is made of steep hill, the wind is blowing with hurricane level 8 force, temperature is almost like on the sun surface and the humidity is like in the rain forest. On top of all that I am starving to death.
86. I could take a nap on this bench. I read somewhere that you can run less to run more and that it is OK to take short breaks, so 45 minutes of nap time here I come.
87. No grandma I don't need ambulance, I just stopped to pull myself together.
88. I DIDN'T PASS OUT! LEAVE ME ALONE.
89. OK me, myself and the stinking road again.
90. HA HA HA! (insane laughter) FUCK YOU ALL! RUNNING FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF! TAKE THAT YOU OTHER PEOPLE!
91. three quarters finished! :D
92. BUHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!! lalalalalalalalalalaaaaa
93. happy, happy, happy!!!! :)
94. Nope, only two thirds.....
95. Fuck math.
96. OMG, 46 minutes more, how? WHY? The time has slowed down! Fuck you all, you people that are into physics! There is a black hole, wormhole or whatever thingy, which makes time immediately slow down and you are trapped in time vortex when you go for a long run!!!
97. They say there are no lies on the road when you run! Long run just looks at you and says: 'I'm gonna fuck you up from the top of your head to your toenail.'
98. My toenail just fell off... :(
99. And it was my last one.
100. I am so stupid! So fucking stupid!
101. What was I thinking?
102. Idea for your next blog post: 'Why I hate fucking long runs!'
103. Idea no. 2 for my blog: 'Why I like short to medium runs!'
104. Because they are shorter then long runs!!!!!!!!!!!
105. 5 more minutes and I am in the last half of hour.
106. OK I can do this.
107. And I should do this for 42,2 k ?!?!?!?!?!
108. That is around 4 hours.
109. OK that is just not possible.
110. There is no way.
111. How can anybody...
112. OK focus on here and now!
113. 7 more minutes to two hours.
114. 6 more minutes to two hours.
115. 5,5 more minutes to two hours.
116. Stop it!
117. Fine! 500 meters to two hours.
118. 436 meters to two hours.
119. ONE MORE MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!
120. WUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
121. What a great success!
122. You are a terrific person!
123. You can do anything!
124. O, for fuck sake, I still have to get to my car.
125. Fuck running, fuck running, fuck running.......
126. Running is good, running is this, running is that.. blah... liars...
127. Maybe someone could give me a lift to my car.
128. I. JUST. WANT. TO. GET. TO. MY. CAR.
129. And go home.
130. In my bed.
131. With my teddy bear.
132. And never, ever leave my bed again.
133. NEVER!
134. EVER!
135. 23 KILOMETRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
136. WUHUHUHUHUUUUUUU!!!!! THAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!! CAR IS HERE (I love you so, so much)!!!!!!!!!! I AM A WINNER!!!!!!!!!! This was not bad at all!!! See you next Saturday, my old friend, long run!!!!! WUHUHUHUHHUHUU, BED AND FOOD HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LALALALALALALA - HAHAHAHA (insanely singing and laughing)

Revolutionary new study about food and tapering!

New studies by American University of Useless Studies led by Ph.D. Candidate Ilike Toeat under supervision of the Head of Department for eating habits of athletes Sc.D. Nur McDork found that waffles are food no. 1 for runner of all age and gender. In combination with ice cream and chocolate this kind of food offers all the essential ingredients that are needed for our soul to reach new heights!

'Apparently all the other studies were wrong.' - sad Dr. McDork. - 'Yes, it is true that carbs, proteins, fat, vitamins and minerals have some influence on physical aspects of our body but till now studies focused only on physical aspect and this was a false premise because you can not split physical from psychological aspect of our being.'
And as this new study shows psychological aspect is as important or even more important then physical aspect of human body.
'Well if you can't make your self to get out of the couch then all concept of healthy living, fitness and good food goes out the drain.' - said Dr. McDork.
'So it is obvious that psychological aspect is the key aspect for better performance and You won't be happy eating broccoli all the time.' - noted Ph.D. Candidate Ilike Toeat.

This revolutionary new studies conducted on almost all of the humanity found that eating broccoli all the time can cause clinical depression, bad temper, unhappiness, build up of aggression and altogether unwillingness to do anything. Even the cases of 'THIS IS NOT LIVING' and 'FUCK THIS' were reported. The answer presented itself when in state of hopelessness Dr. McDork and Ph.D. Candidate Toeat went for a late night snack and ordered waffles.
'Sudden surge of happiness overwhelmed us. In few minutes we forget all about broccoli and started feeling like anything was possible. World looked like super cute and peaceful place. You can say we almost reached zen. Suddenly even an urge to run appeared and we ran back to our lab where we had a bag of chocolate chip cookies. What more proof do you need?!' - stated Dr. McDork and Ph.D. Candidate Toeat.

From this highly scientific study also emerged the idea of extreme tapering.
'After this revolutionary feeling it came to our mind what if this feeling could be stretched for longer periods of time? Let's say few months. As we all know the athletes get their best results after tapering and carbloading in the few weeks leading to the race or event. Can You imagine the results of 4 months extreme tapering in combination with 6 months of pasta party!?!?!' - said Ph.D. Candidate Toeat.
'We are really on the brink of the new era. Just wait and see. We will all be shocked by new results that this new breed of athletes will be producing.' - stated Dr. McDork.

We got confirmation that this is not just a mambo-jumbo from head of World Association for Food D.V.M. Imgona Eatyou - 'Finally the time has come when I can stuff myself to the brink of death and still be a professional athlete. The future is here!'

We are all eager to see the progress of this revolutionary studies and to happily run for waffles and chocolate chip cookies and in that way increase our physical status, our health, stamina, aerobic capacity, have a healthy will to live and to be altogether much happier.

;)

Overtraining - first hand experience :/

Or as I like to call it: how to be a professional moron! :)

Note: Don't do this. No, seriously! Don't! It's not fun...

Sure you hear all of the usual things: too soon, too fast, too much, too far..whatever to your 'too' I shall say! After all, rules don't apply to me.. tremble in horrible fear you other people! Now you shall see what is proper training! And how to do it! One to two years and Olympic games here I come! More or less...

So you start running by yourself and in some time you figure out that maybe it would be a good idea to join a running school or running club. And so you do, and as it happens you are doing great there. In the begging it is hard but you are getting better and better and then you start hearing that little voice whispering to you: 

- 'I think you could go faster'.

- 'Well off course I could, but lets stick to the group plan.'

Then it is a little bit louder:

- 'But if you keep running little farther it would be great for You'. 

- 'Hmm mm, you think?

And the trouble is it can be very persistent:

- 'Fuck the rest day.. Are You a winner or what?!'

- 'WELL FUCK YES!!! HELL, I AM A WINNER!!! WE ARE GONNA GO RUNNING EVERY DAY AS FAST AND AS FAR AS POSSIBLE AND WE WILL STOP ONLY WHEN WE DROP DEAD ON THE GROUND!!!!!!'

So you maintain this rhythm for a few week constructing one plan crazier then other. Decreasing time and pace of your upcoming race (I really do think I can run this half marathon in under 1:45:00, I really don't see what is the big fuss about it. OK, we have to be realistic 1:35:00 is optimum. Anything above 1:25:00 and I am looser.).

And than, off course reality steps in and says:
- 'Well actually, no.'
- 'Hmmm, what do you mean, no?
- 'No!'
- 'Why not?'
- 'Because you are a professional moron who doesn't listen to anybody!' (Actually it was more like: 'Because fuck you, that's why..')

First it starts getting progressively harder to keep your normal pace. You blame the weather, it is too cold, it is too hot, it is too windy. Then you blame the food, the lack (or too much) sleep, gear (I hate this fuel belt, it is holding me back), you start hating the people you are running by (who are you eyeballing grandma?! you wanna peace off me?? just wait till I stop vomiting! I'm gonna get You! Stop running so fast.. never mind..next time granny....). Then you go into the sphere of unreal. Electromagnetic influence of Venus isn't right, that's why it is so difficult to run twice as slow as I suppose to. You try to fight it, eventually take a day or two of rest but by this point it is too little too late and you find yourself laying in bed after 14 days during which you slept on average 10-14 hours per day holding you teddy bear crying: 

'Please leave me alone I am so tired..my resting heart rate is 238 bpm.. I would go to the toilet but I would die from enormous effort...MOM!!! I AM HUNGRYYYY!!!! buhuhuuu huhu huuu... WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!? why meeeee?!?!?!?!...'

And off course that happens one month before your first half marathon. Off course! It wouldn't be funny if it would be any other way. 

Aha, and do we have to mention that you need at least one to two months to get back to your normal self. By that time the half marathon comes and goes (1:51:00 extremely happy regarding circumstance) and it took me another month to get back to full training.

So little voice is set to mute and here are the lessons I learned:

THERE ARE SUCH THINGS AS TOO SOON, TOO FAST, TOO MUCH, TOO FAR! Apparently.

Do it gradually. Step by step. First build the base with slow runs, and then you increase it by let's say, I don't know, from top of my mind, perhaps 10% weekly millage increase rule that you can find everywhere on the internet (it can vary, but use common sense, you simply can't go from 10 miles per month to 100 miles in next month if you are beginner). It will take some time to adapt to running. Speed comes last. And if you do speed training too many times a week you will probably get over trained! If it happens, don't loose hope! You will  have a mental melt down, it won't be pretty, but you will get better and become a little bit smarter than you were before.

After all running is great in teaching you humility.

P.S.I know that that little voice is still talking but I don't listen to it anymore, it's still on mute.
;)

Running 1 on 1 - basics

It looks very easy: you put on your running shoes (even that is questionable) or at least whatever kind of sneakers you have, you go out and you start running... and it is fine, if it is once per week or few times in a month but as it happen, a lot of us get “runners’ disease” and then stuff can get little complicated... So if you are falling in love with running, this is the basic stuff you should know about it (talking from my own experience), in order to do it properly and hopefully not get injured.
Don’t worry, I’ve been there (and back) so you don’t have to! :)


1.    Listen to your body! NOT to your mind. Mind has this nasty habit of playing tricks on you: whether it’s telling you that you can’t do it, whether it‘s telling you that you can! However, your body has, maybe, something to say about this matter also, so try to pay attention. Otherwise, you could end up in the bush by the road.

2.    Go get yourself good running shoes. They don’t have to be expensive. The most important thing is that they work for you! Try them on in the store. If you have opportunity try to run in them (the treadmill is just fine and a lot of running stores have one of these for this purpose exactly). When you find shoes that work for you, you will know. They will feel almost like you have nothing on your feet, but at the same time you are not barefoot. It is almost like finding the love of your life - you just know when it is the real thing!!! Same with the shoes. When you put them on and they feel like you have put two “souls of baby panda” on your feet, then you know you’ve got a perfect pair. Try to get them in fluorescent yellow colour. Because it is the best colour in the universe for runners! (check the post: Becoming a Runner) :)

3.    I was obsessed about proper running form, cadence, vertical oscillation, ground contact time, posture, where my feet are landing, and every little thing that was going on when I started to run. Don’t do that! Just relax. Try to run as softly as possible (especially when your foot strikes the ground) and try not to over stride too much (try to land your feet below your hips) and don’t slouch (stand upright). In my experience something that works for me might not work for somebody else. Try to find your “sweet spot” where it feels best for you and you don’t have the pains and the aches after running (no more than it is normal). Chances are you won’t pull this off at once so try different things until you find what works best for YOU! And always keep in mind that most of us are just amateur runners and it is very difficult to have perfect running form or cadence considering the speed we develop or the strength we have.

4.    You WILL want to go fast, both when training and when racing! You will want to go fast all the time! It is the fact. The lure of the speed is inevitable. DO. NOT. DO. THIS. The speed will come when you get the aerobic capacity. And to get the aerobic capacity you have to have dozens of miles in your feet and this is not done by speed training. It is done by gradually increasing your weekly millage and you can do that only by running easy to moderate pace. If you have too many speed session you will burn out and/or over train (happened to me). That being said, my advice is to do one speed workout a week just to feel the high, the sweet taste of running as a pro and the sound of the wind in your ears as you are going fast…VICTORY, that’s what that is… :)

5.    Try to get a heart rate monitor. You can get them cheap these days. Let’s face it, you want always listen to your body (check #1) and heart rate monitors will tell you when you are being an idiot and should pull yourself together and stop rampaging around.

6.    While you run try measuring the time and the effort instead of pace. The pace can be misleading and is dependent on lots of factors. It can lead you to going too fast and not listening to your body and that will lead you to bad stuff from #4.

7.    Be patient! All god things come to those who wait. It will just take a little more than you would like.

8.    Try to socialize with your fellow runners, either in your training group or with other runners on your route. Runners are mostly great bunch of people and you will have inexhaustible topics for conversation (all about running!).

9.    Invest in some gear. It will make you happy and you will feel like you know what you are doing. Side effects: you will likely go like this: ‘People, move it, professional coming through! I have these super ultra-cool new socks! Out of my waaaay!!!’

10.    After you have been training for few months, go and sign up for a race (1k, 1 mile, 2 miles, 3 miles, 5 k… (Don’t do a marathon!)). It is good for your soul. Even if you are not the type for races and no matter how slow you think you are, go and do it. And when you do, you will know what I am talking about. And the speed, sweet wonderful speed. :)


P.S. Just to be clear, let me just say that I have not listened to or applied ANY of these advices when I first started running… sure, I knew some of these things but I thought that the rules don’t apply to me.  I was thinking I can do EVERYTHING from day 1, I was overthinking, I wanted to go as fast as I could (and even faster than my body could handle), I didn’t monitor my heart rate and wanted to run the marathon immediately (didn’t happen so far, since I got smarter on the way :) ) so I got over trained… However, going through all of these situations made me realize what I did wrong and I am happy to share this with you! So my advice is again, take your time or better yet, give your body some time to adapt and it will serve you well. Ironically, in running, you can’t rush things.

Training for Marathon - intro

OK so this is the story:

4 weeks ago I decided to start training for (hopefully) my very first marathon. After a lot of searching for the perfect location and date of the race, the decision was set for the marathon in my hometown, which is scheduled on 12.10.2014. So I have less than 5 months from now. 

Till now, the longest distance I have run was 14 miles (23 km). I also ran two half marathon races and 4 more in training. 

Of course it wouldn't be fun to just download some training plan from web so I made my own. I put all of the thing's I know into this plan:

• Starting with my basic weekly mileage (25-30 miles)
• Increase gradually (10% rule)
• Every 4 weeks - easy week
• Most of my training is made up of easy runs to build up my mileage and aerobic capacity and decrease the risk of injury (running in 3rd aerobic HR zone) with one fast workout per week and every other week part of my long run (20-30 minutes) is in tempo zone
• Doing strength training for legs and core 2-3 times per week
• 2 times per week cross training (cycling mostly)
• Running by time and effort level (using HR on my watch) and not by pace (I had one 'funny' episode with training by pace for my first half marathon called over training, apparently there is such thing as to soon to fast, who would have guessed ;) and that is what happens when you are being a smart ass and think that rules don't apply to you)

Oh and for those of you who are wondering, I started running on 23.07.2013. And I am 35 years old. I know that you should consider marathon distance only if you have at least 1-2 years of experience in running but as I already stated, I am bit of maniac for running and hopefully everything will be OK. So, challenge accepted!

Summary of week 3 was:

Running time of 4:20:08

Distance : 25,5 miles (41km)

Summary of week 4 was (easy week):

Running time 3:20:42 (I had one 5k race that wasn't in my training plan)

Distance: 20,5 miles (33 km)

Plan for week 5 is:

Running time of 4:40:00

Distance : ? (Depends on heart rate and effort level)

So I will keep you posted how it's going

:)

10 most important things about running

1. run!
2. be patient
3. you will become fast by running slow
4. run in races (no matter how slow)
5. get at least 2 pair of running shoes
6. cross train
7. make friends (runners are usually a great company)
8. don't forget to enjoy (no matter how hard it is)
9. run in the rain & in the middle of the night (not at the same time!)
10. get at least one florescent yellow piece of gear!!! :)

Becoming a runner

Run

Run!!

RUN!!!!!

Well, I think this is the best description of my feelings regarding running…  Imagine a dog running through the field on a sunny day without any thought on his mind, besides this one: I AM RUUUUUUNNIIIING!!! :) OK, now try to transmit that feeling in more or less every moment during the day and don’t forget the dreams too (seriously, I dream to run... :/ ). Adding that will give you a clear picture about the situation in the runners’ minds. When we do not run then, we think about how it was to run or will be to run and we count down the time left before the next run, training, race, coffee with people who run where we will talk about the running or anything associated with the running; for example, going to the running gear store, even though we have everything we need and what we could need for a year or two in advance and, although we have been in the store two days ago, we go there just to see if they got something new, or something which we miraculously missed in the last three-hour tour in the store or we just go to sniff the new running shoes (one of the best smells in the world! It’s a fact! Try to buy new running shoes, open the box and smell it… It smells like VICTORY!!). OK, to finish the small digression I have just made, I believe you now understand what I'm trying to say…

Admittedly, there are people who do not run or they do something else which is not related to the world's most wonderful activity (namely, RUNNING!, if you haven’t been attentive enough so far). However, I’m not interested in them, nor they are in me. We stare at each other with complete lack of understanding, and wonder what’s wrong with the other one...
“You run? And you do not have to? Why??? “
Or: “ You do not run??? Well what else could you do in your life that could be remotely interesting as running? What???”

To clarify the situation more (in case I have been so far unclear), my opinion (more or less) on this issue is the following: RUNNING IS LIFE! LIFE IS RUNNING! There is no why’s, what’s and how’s or other nonsense to be asked. There is no explanation. There is no reason. There are no answers. It. Is. A. Simple. Dogmatic. Fact. There is no need for empirical evidence when you have THE one commandment carved in the stone. THOU SHALT RUN! That's it. Ask any runner and he or she will nod in complete understanding. And that's a fact. 100%. 110%.

This, however, is not something that happens at once. There is no love at first sight. You do not go for a run for the very first time and you know that that is it and you love it until the end of your life… In fact, I would describe it more as a slow descent into the abyss. In fact, free fall into the madness suits it better (in a positive sense, of course, if there is one when it comes to madness). That is what happened to me. Before I started to run, I would be the first one saying that there is no chance whatsoever for me to wear a fluorescent yellow T-shirts, colorful sneakers (OK, sneakers are fluorescent yellow as well, cause I have a “problem” with fluorescent yellow stuff), running tights and to have more than two pairs of sneakers or that I will wear a watch (now I wear a running watch, even when I do not run). And then suddenly,  it’s normal  to have 7-8 pairs of running shoes, 15 running T-shirts (only 4 fluorescent yellow unfortunately) :( , thinner wind jacket, thicker wind jacket, fluorescent yellow wind jacket! :), black vest , fluorescent yellow vest! Yaayy! :) :)  5 pairs of tech socks, compression socks, running watch, a bunch of running waist bags (you can never have too much of those) and a bunch of other things we, the runners, need... It becomes normal for you to sleep in a sponsor race T-shirt, wear  running t-shirts during the day, walk in running shoes as it is generally acceptable dress code in all situations etc...

The process of “free fall” took four months in my case. It went little by little: you start to run small distances and then you run a little bit more, and then you start needing running shoes, and t-shirts, and this and that, and then you run your first 5k on one summer night at 1:30 A.M. and, out of pure happiness, you start jumping up and down like a maniac (because that is what you already are, but you have not yet realized – you are a RUNNING MANIAC :) ) because you are able to run a 5k! And it took you a bit more than 33 minutes and everybody knows that that is the fastest it can be… It is impossible to run 5k faster than that, scientifically proven, definite! I mean, you almost died… But then when you see that you can, it starts: 10k… half marathon… marathon… ultra-marathon…  super ultra-marathon…  here I come!!! And somewhere in the process you become addicted to all the stuff listed above (especially fluorescent yellow stuff which for sure triggers a certain chemical in my brain when I see it, so I can’t help it, it’s a medical condition). The process is very contagious and you can easily “catch it”... You hardly blink and you are already looking at life with your runner’s eyes, and when that happens, it is very difficult to explain why this is so, you just take it for granted, you stop thinking and become a RUNNER.