Revolutionary new study about food and tapering!

New studies by American University of Useless Studies led by Ph.D. Candidate Ilike Toeat under supervision of the Head of Department for eating habits of athletes Sc.D. Nur McDork found that waffles are food no. 1 for runner of all age and gender. In combination with ice cream and chocolate this kind of food offers all the essential ingredients that are needed for our soul to reach new heights!

'Apparently all the other studies were wrong.' - sad Dr. McDork. - 'Yes, it is true that carbs, proteins, fat, vitamins and minerals have some influence on physical aspects of our body but till now studies focused only on physical aspect and this was a false premise because you can not split physical from psychological aspect of our being.'
And as this new study shows psychological aspect is as important or even more important then physical aspect of human body.
'Well if you can't make your self to get out of the couch then all concept of healthy living, fitness and good food goes out the drain.' - said Dr. McDork.
'So it is obvious that psychological aspect is the key aspect for better performance and You won't be happy eating broccoli all the time.' - noted Ph.D. Candidate Ilike Toeat.

This revolutionary new studies conducted on almost all of the humanity found that eating broccoli all the time can cause clinical depression, bad temper, unhappiness, build up of aggression and altogether unwillingness to do anything. Even the cases of 'THIS IS NOT LIVING' and 'FUCK THIS' were reported. The answer presented itself when in state of hopelessness Dr. McDork and Ph.D. Candidate Toeat went for a late night snack and ordered waffles.
'Sudden surge of happiness overwhelmed us. In few minutes we forget all about broccoli and started feeling like anything was possible. World looked like super cute and peaceful place. You can say we almost reached zen. Suddenly even an urge to run appeared and we ran back to our lab where we had a bag of chocolate chip cookies. What more proof do you need?!' - stated Dr. McDork and Ph.D. Candidate Toeat.

From this highly scientific study also emerged the idea of extreme tapering.
'After this revolutionary feeling it came to our mind what if this feeling could be stretched for longer periods of time? Let's say few months. As we all know the athletes get their best results after tapering and carbloading in the few weeks leading to the race or event. Can You imagine the results of 4 months extreme tapering in combination with 6 months of pasta party!?!?!' - said Ph.D. Candidate Toeat.
'We are really on the brink of the new era. Just wait and see. We will all be shocked by new results that this new breed of athletes will be producing.' - stated Dr. McDork.

We got confirmation that this is not just a mambo-jumbo from head of World Association for Food D.V.M. Imgona Eatyou - 'Finally the time has come when I can stuff myself to the brink of death and still be a professional athlete. The future is here!'

We are all eager to see the progress of this revolutionary studies and to happily run for waffles and chocolate chip cookies and in that way increase our physical status, our health, stamina, aerobic capacity, have a healthy will to live and to be altogether much happier.

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